Azurinis
They have seen the Void before it had a name.
The Azurinis do not guard in silence — Some say the Void came first, they disagree — quietly, as they disagree with everything. Ancient beyond record, these Siamese cats of the Alliance Furdians carry the knowledge of a thousand bathroom emergencies.
They know what the Void wants. They wrote it down. Somewhere.
The Azurinis don't guard your roll. They make sure the Void remembers its place.